RPG Crotch RPG That Life The Rural Survival RPG
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My friend and I have a term called \"psycho\". Psycho is when someone or something is being incredibly perverted in extremely specific and outrageous ways. I love this concept of psycho and I constantly scourge the net for psychotic content. This can be absurd story based hentai like La Blue Girl, to all sorts of crazy eroge that could involve anything from girls birthing out maggots to action games where girls get vored by mascot costumes. If there is some highly specific eroge that goes against all human decency and reason, the kind of stuff that would make a sex therapist commit suicide, then I want to play it and see just how weird it can get. Country Life Survival RPG making ends meet, a game made by a developer who literally goes by the name of \"crotch\", might just be one of the best, if not the best, psycho games on the market. Also just as a warning, this is an adult game with some truly stomach turning content, you've been warned.Story & GameplayOur story follows the life of the rich university student, Enjoji Naoko, and her trusty maid (and only real friend), Charlotte. For Enjoji's final university exam she must not only live in, but also thrive in, harsh conditions where none of her privileges matter. While other students were traveling to far flung places of the world, Charlotte has the less exciting idea of having Enjoji live at her old family home out in the countryside. They pack their bags and take the million hour train ride to the deep mountainous countryside of Japan. In order for Enjoji to pass her exam and graduate university she must thrive and survive as she hustles up enough money for a train ticket back home. This is a very straightforward and very fun concept for a game. It also works perfectly for this game's genre, a survival RPG eroge. Yes, you read that right, this game combines the elements of survival, RPGs, and eroge, all into one package, and somehow does it seamlessly. Your biggest focus in this game is going to be just keeping Enjoji alive. You start off with zero money or supplies and seriously have to live off of the land. But how is a girl with no rural experience meant to do this Surely there are animals she can hunt, and there most definitely are, but being a girl fresh off her throne this isn't really a choice. You start your days hunting down literal bugs and picking weeds to eat. Much of your water comes from contaminated wells or the bathroom sink, its a tough way to live, but you gotta do what you gotta do. But it wont always be this way as this game does a very good job at evolving and developing overtime as you play it, with the survival being the hardest at the beginning, then once you're in a better standing you're ready to explore more of the world; but first, there is still much more to be said about the survival elements. Basically, just like in The Sims, Enjoji has various stats that are going to constantly be going into needs. Just having the clock tick is going to make her gradually get hungry and thirsty, and these needs must be met. This game is pretty hardcore, eating any food, even actual animal meat you hunted, wont fill this up a lot, you'll generally have to eat several items to get full, and many bugs and weeds if that's all you have. I will talk more about hunting later on, but the hunting is a lot of work for only a little bit of meat that you then have to cook. The cooking process takes awhile as its one by one, there is sadly no way to just mass cook everything in one go. The easiest meat to get are fish as they're right behind your house (your central hub) and don't require fighting. Fish are easy to obtain and are much better than any bug or weed, but you need a lot of them to get full. In addition to this, the hunger level drains quite fast, you're constantly in need of food in this. This might sound difficult and annoying but this is a survival game, making sure you're in stock of food and living off the land is part of the fun here and is one of the major selling points of the game. You can also purchase pre-made food and eat at a burger restaurant, both of which are quite useful. The water is a similar situation but not quite as bad considering that bottled water is cheap and there are wells everywhere that you'll make great use of early on. But, if you paid attention in physics or whatever, matter never really goes away, all of this food and water needs to go somewhere, and I hope you're catching my drift here. Basically, Enjoji also has two meters for the bathroom, pee and poop respectively, and well, when its time to go, its time to go. You might think it will just be like The Sims, where they handle it in some inoffensive manner, well, not here! Whenever Enjoji uses the bathroom you get an extremely graphic h-scene showing her defecate/urinate, complete with sound effects. Now is a good time to say it, this is an eroge with the central themes of scatology, urination, and omorashi; you see why its psycho nowBasically, the consumption of anything is going to increase her needs to use the bathroom. Eat a larger meal and its going to affect it even more. Eat a huge meal while she already needs to go and she'll likely have a rather graphic accident. Its important to manage her bathroom needs with sustenance needs to make sure everything runs smoothly. Fixing her need to potty is quite simple though. You have a skill that always lets you handle your needs no matter where you are, basically she goes behind a bush in the woods and does her business. You can also speed run it by picking another skill where her sprite just squats and does it right there without any h-scene (this is not only a faster way for her to relieve herself but has some important uses). Now the odd part is the fact that Enjoji has a weird aversion to toilets, which is very bizarre for a game that heavily focuses on bathroom needs. She absolutely refuses to use any squat toilet, and you can only use a squat toilet if Charlotte is in your party, as she lifts up Enjoji, and uh, you see her go in all her glory; legs fully spread. The other toilet aversion is Western styled toilets. She avoids these due to having everything perfect in her rich life and not wanting to sit upon a used toilet seat that hasn't been cleaned for her. That said though, there are scenes where she uses them, and some of them are only accessible in the beginning of the game before you head off on your adventure. There are scenes where she uses them during the actual game, but they prose a bit of a problem. Basically, Enjoji refuses to sit on them, so she stands on the seat and squats. She gets a bit too into the matters at hand and her aim isn't exactly the best, and uh, if you've ever seen the album cover Smelly Noise by Bum Sick, you can imagine that, and if you haven't been blessed with that knowledge, in layman's terms, she poops allover the bathroom and absolutely nukes it. Like, worst than a McDonald's bathroom that is also somehow a truck stop bathroom right after a joint laxative and hotdog eating contest. Besides for having to see such a thing, the problem is that well, janitors don't seem to exist here, the toilets never get fixed, its one and done. So if you ever, not sure why you would, but if you did want to rewatch these scenes, in the context of her trashing an actual bathroom, you'll have to make multiple save files. There is a scene replay that you can unlock, but it will no longer have the context of her using an actual specific bathroom. There really is so much to cover in this game as its packed with an insane amount of content, but for now, let's go back to the hunger needs, specifically how to get food and hunt. Enjoji starts off very weak and basically can only hunt bugs in the beginning, even simple chickens will kick her butt. You might think that it would be grueling to get enough experience to take on all of the enemies that this game has to offer (which includes humans, bears, and a boss fight), but its actually not because of how this game's EXP system works. Basically, literally every action earns you experience points. Eating Points. Picking a weed Points. Stepping on a bug (not even fighting it, just walking over it) Points. So basically just having fun with the survival, doing what you need to stay alive, and exploring the map a bit will get you stronger, then you can start attacking larger animals for meat, even more EXP, and begin exploring the dangerous areas more. Everything in this game is a forward motion, your actions at any given point help to prepare you for the next \"stage\" of the game, and its paced very well. You aren't off on your own here, helping you is both Charlotte and a dog creatively named, Dog. I personally only used the dog once, but I did have Charlotte with me a lot, especially in the second half of the game. Charlotte helps a lot in fighting but she does require food, water, and status management just like Enjoji. Charlotte basically makes the fights easier but the survival harder, so I didn't use her until I had things built up better so that it would be easier to manage. To get Charlotte to help you, you will need to do a short quest. This is always something easy to gather, such as fertilizer for the farm, and all Enjoji has to do is pop a squat in a plastic bag. Charlotte can also make you food or even give you some money, but anything involving her will require a short quest. Additionally, some h-scenes and parts of the map are only accessible with her in your party, but then she will also prevent some scenes from happening, so you'll be experimenting quite a bit with her presence or lack thereof.Now lets go into the actual combat, fighting is used to defend yourself from enemies who attack (like bears and deranged naked men), and also to hunt less threatening animals like chickens and pigs. Fighting in this is simple but effective and fun. Both Enjoji and Charlotte can wield up to two weapons at once. Some of these weapons can